Things That Bore Me
In homage to my friend Andrew, here are some things that bore me:
1. Hearing about Simpsons episodes
2. The board game "Risk"- This should be up my alley, but isn't.
3. Any movie by Wes Anderson or Cameron Crowe- There are other directors I could include, but these two are atop the list.
4. Non-American sports
5. U2, and particularly Bono- Come on. Admit it. They just aren't that good.
6. Charles Dickens- evidently paid by the word
7. People discussing drugs while taking them
8. The Dave Matthews Band- "Hey guys, they have a saxophone player. They must be good!"
9. The gym
10. Portugal- Well, maybe this isn't fair. I was out of money and at the end of my trip. I'm sure it's a nice place (people tell me so) but it was a real letdown after Spain and the food wasn't any good.
11. Auto Racing, and cars in general- "Aww shit Jethro, I just saw a crash!"
12. Complicated video games- I do like original Nintendo
13. Waiting for things to download
14. Turtles- snakes are boring too, but at least there's an element of danger involved.
15. Facebook applications- No, I don't want to challenge you to a movie quiz.
September 18th, 2008 - 02:24
This is so freaking funny. My favorite is the gym. I think I agree with you on all of them.
September 18th, 2008 - 03:40
Come on Matt, the REAL FOOTBALL rules!